171.your cat looks better as a dining room centre piece than the expensive one you bought! Laurna
172.you're allergic to cats and you still keep them! Allison
173.You know you are a REAL cat lover when you ask them a question . . . and WAIT FOR AN ANSWER! C. Williams
174.You know you are a real cat lover when you pay an extra $150 to have your cat cremated separately, have her ashes and little bones put in an urn, and bring it back and bury it(minus urn)in the family plot, so that the whole family can be together. Shirley Harshaw
175.You know you are a REAL Cat Lover When... you find the cat sleeping in YOUR Chair so you sit some where else. Meezermom
176.You sleep in one position all night (and wake up in severe pain) so as not to disturb the cat who is sleeping on you. Joann
177.You sleep clinging to the edge of the bed because the cats have taken the middle and you don't want to disturb them. richard Kraus
178.You know you're a real cat lover when you share your ice-cream cone with Simmy or Tinky.....a lick for me , alick for kitty,a lick for me ,etc.,etc.,.You get the picture. Lorraine
179.You know your'e a REAL Cat Lover When cat fur become a common condiment. Patti Finc
180.You sleep on the couch because your kitty is on your side of the bed. kay Atkinson
181.You pick up your senior kitty and place her on the bathroom sink, wait for her to finish, then put her back down; just so she can drink from the faucet. Heather
182.You know you are a real cat lover when you put electric heating pads in every chair in your house, leave every blind in every window up 12 inches in daylight hours so your cats can look out the windows, put a bird feeder and bird bath outside a window for the cats' entertainment, install a cat door and a cat-fence-in system around your wooden backyard fence so your cats can go in and out of your backyard anytime day or night without being able to leave it (and have a litter box out there so they won't have to use dirt if nature calls), all the calendars in your home have cats on them, have three cat trees, two scratching posts and cat play tunnels for them to play on, have an aquarium with a lid on it with fish to entertain your cats, have those little round, flat cat beds on the floor by every window so your cats can lie in the sun if they so desire, have a special room in your house decorated and designated as the cat's room so that they can go in there if they would like, leave the tv on Animal Planet while you are away so the cats won't be bored and sleep with anywhere between 2 and 6 cats in your bed every night. Sondra
183.You know you are a real cat lover when you can't get to sleep because you baby isn't in yor arms, and your loving husband gets up to go find her. Baby is yor 7 1/2 year old kitty and always sleeps with you. Nancy
184.You sleep in a chair because the cats took yout bed. Toni Acree
185.You know your a cat lover when,, you sit and let your cat give you "love bites" on your nose knowing its going to hurt. Crystal
186.When your grandson's first words to you when you call are "How are the kitties", and your friends first words are "How many cats do you have now?" For Christmas, Birthday or Mother's Day your children give you gift cards to PetSmart. Hill Country Cats
187.You know your a cat lover when you stay home to watch TV and play with them on a Saturday night. That's what I do. Diane vane
188.You dream about your cats every night while away on vacation! Catherine
189.You know you're a REAL cat lover when you let her take a sip of your milk in the cereal bowl and you continue to eat your cereal afterwards. Cat hair or no! Gina
190.Then you let pumpkin lick your plate when you are done eating Shelia
191.Your cat paws on the closet door at 2 am to wake you up because she is cold and wants to snuggle in the warm blankets with you. So, you get out of bed and pick her up and let her get her way, so that she is not cold. Not just one night, but EVERY NIGHT!! Dawn
192.You know you are a real cat lover when you give up the computer chair because your cat wants to take her nap there. Ed & Arlys Schultz, Iron River, MI Arlys M. Schultz
193.You kiss their dear soft paws when they are sleeping:)- Also, you know you are a cat lover when ...... you cut the rest of the tomato that "Bug" ate like an apple, and use the other half:)- Di - North Bay, Ontario - Canada Di
194.It is 3 AM and you hear your cat having a hairball attack, so you get up to check on her and hold her even though you have to be at the airport at 6 to catch a flight out!! Marilyn Brown
195.You know youi're a real cat lover when: You carry your "Buddy" to bed every night. Just like a baby. Karen
196.You know you are a real cat lover when: People actually think that you have children named Little and Lenny Kravitz (my cat's names). Lis
197.You know you are a REAL cat lover when you buy name brand cat food and generic people food. ...you have little red scratches in a patch on your body, usually the same area over and over, because that is where your special furry friend likes to knead. ...you know your arm is going to be asleep before the cat is done with her nap. But, you can't move it because it would disturb the critter. ...you apologize to the cats when you move them to answer the door, the phone, the call of nature. ...fur balls no longer make you nauseous, you check them out to find out which kitty it was. ...you talk to the cat(s) more often and in friendlier voice tone than your spouse. And they seem to understand, the cat that is, more completely. Still they won't take out the trash or clean the cat box. IDC West Frankfort, IL Mom to Molly, Mini, and White Boy Iva dell clay
198.Fluffy sits on the table by your plate and shares your chicken. Delores Jenning
199.Your cat's hair doesn't bother you when you cook. Delores Jennings
200.My cat Gretchen lays on the bed and waits for me to give her two or three tissues, every bedtime.. then she sheds them up big time, jumping on them, and tearing them up with her claws and teeth this is a nightly ritual for us, she is 11 yrs olds... when she is done, she runs and jumps all over the house with a big burst of energu! Sharon fritz
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