2009 Pet Horoscopes
By: the Brittanys, Kerouac & Cal Orey
Read By: Pet Lovers
GEMINI (MAY 22 – JUNE 21)
SYMBOL: The Twins
Say goodbye to your life as you once knew it. Change, change, change is in the air for you Gemini creatures, big and small. But hey, you like adventure and you're going to get it in 2009. During your travels and/or relocating, you can blame the topsy-turvy world on the six eclipses or Full and New Moons that seem to wreak havoc on your nerves. Still, there will be some days that will be unforgettable no matter how strange they may seem to be. It may be more hectic than for Aries or Taurus, admit it-you thrive of change.
SEASONS AND YOUR SUN SIGN
Winter: Your humans may be talking the talk about moving, yep, picking up and going anywhere but where you're at. It may seem like everything is up in the air. Just tune it out and go with the flow. Go ahead-give your humans nurturing. They will repay you later.
It's called karma, oh Gemini animals.
Spring: During April and May the Full Moons may bring you more excitement than a pet could ever imagine. You earned the good stuff for being a good pet during the bad times. Show your appreciation and even more good times will roll this season and next.
Summer: This year, enjoy your human's choice of vacation spots. There is a place for you and if they don't find it, be resourceful and look within. You'll find a spot to feed your mind and body-or seek out an in tune human friend who will tune into your innermost needs.
Fall: Two Full Moons and Lunar Eclipse during a holiday month may bring you good times with pets and humans. Savor the festivities and pets will be part of all of it. You deserve it this year. Good job.
PLANETS AND PETS:
Even during tough times you thrive on tension but make sure your toys, food and bed are nearby since the Saturn/Uranus opposition creates a T-square in your chart telling the astrologer your owners will continue bouncing like a ball due to sudden changes in the first four months of 2009. This could lead to a possible house move before the year is over. But this year will be an exciting, fun-filled one with many new playmates. Thank goodness you are a Gemini and adjust easily.
CANCER (JUNE 22 – JULY 23)
SYMBOL: The Crab
Welcome to 2009 sensitive Crabs. This is your year, unlike Gemini who must move with changes; this is your time to take care of you. This could mean you may be the sole pet or perhaps move up in ranking and be the alpha dog or cat. Whatever takes place this rocky year you can bet it will be for your best interest. And hey, speak up if your humans don't get it-that this year is about you.
SEASONS AND YOUR SUN SIGN
Winter: When February hits your humans may have to pay for an extra treat or vet bill for you. Don't feel guilty. It's not your fault, you're only animal. Be a good pet and accept the extra treatment with a wag of a tail, purr, or show some sign of appreciation.
Spring: The New Moons may play games with your tender emotions. Try and let it go, whatever it is-a new pet, a new person. In fact, you may even want to do the Crab retreat to show your feelings and then everything will get back to normal and on even keel.
Summer: Due to the two Eclipses in July and Full Moon you may notice something is changing and it will affect you. Maybe your fave pet is gone or your fave human but you will get through this rough patch and do it with flying colors-life a Crab with super self-preservation skills.
Fall: You have endured 2009 and in December you may embrace pet pals more than ever before...Of course, a few power struggles may come into play but you'll survive. And remember, 2010 is going to roll in with stronger relationship ties-and that's what Crabs are made of, right?
PLANETS AND PETS:
Your sensitive nature picks up on everything going on around you and you really don't want to play "Pitiful Pearl" to get attention, but your people have been stressed most of 2008 and you probably want to hide in a cupboard till May 2009 when Mars helps release the pressure they are feeling. Leave a food trail in case they want your loving. The last seven months of 2009 will be filled with new people, ideas and change for your companions leading into a great New Year.