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Question: Why did the ram run off the cliff?
Answer: He didn't see the ewe turn
Question: Why didn't the ewe get pregnant?
Answer: She was under the wether
Question: Why don't they let elephants on the beach?
Answer: They always have their trunks down
Question: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Answer: "Dam" What is a Zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra
Question: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Answer: the taste.
: Where to you find a no legged dog?
Answer: right where you left him
Question: Where do you get virgin wool?
Answer: ugly sheep
Question: Where do you get dragon milk?
Answer: short legged cows
Question: What do you call a dog with no legs?
Answer: you can call him anything you want, he ain't gonna' come
Question: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Answer: ground beef
Question: What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Answer: lean beef
Question: What goes clop, clop, clop, Bang, Bang, clop, clop, clop, clop?
Answer: an Amish drive-by shooting
Question: Why don't blind people sky dive?
Answer: it scares the dog
Question: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie
Answer: A dog that rips your leg off then goes for help
Question: How do you circumsise a whale?
Answer: Send down foreskin divers
Question: What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?
Answer: I'm the weiner!
Question: What's the difference between an Italian grandmother and an elephant?
Answer: The black dress.
Question: Why do cows wear bells?
Answer: Their horns don't work
Question: What do termites eat for breakfast?
Answer: Oak meal.

Robert McKee


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