Dear Santa,
This year, my parents decided that they should be responsible and have me fixed. I know that they didn't want to do it, and we're scared while I was having my operation, but they told me that it was important and had to be done. When I got home from the vet, I realized that things are changing for me now. My outlook on my new kitten brother (Bootsie) and all my toes have changed and lately I am bored and cranky.
Please send me my own bed so I don't have to share anymore, and a new set of toys. Also, can you send mom a cleaner for the furniture as I have decided to spray to let them know that I am not pleased about this change?
Other than that, I promise to take all this in, with an open mind and try and get used to all the differences I feel. Thanks so much for listening to my letter!
PS - Am I on the naught list? Mom says that I'm not bad even though I have been feeling cranky lately. Please let me know how to get off the list if I am.
Sincerely,
Rocky Stirman