How Many Cats Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

We really had a fun article called How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? We had some fun responses from cat lovers and this was our favorite.

Chanda Healton wrote, "I really enjoyed the cats perspective on dogs and light bulbs. Here is my own list. How many CATS does it take to change a light bulb!".

Recently… Marjan Swantek sent some additional suggestions that we added to the article. Thanks so much!

We hope you enjoy it.

How Many Cats Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

None! They get their purrson 2 do it.

But, IF they did, it would go like this:

"Look Ma, I'm swinging from the ceiling fan. Wanna hand me a light bulb?", or on another day "I'm 2 busy dashing around=Get someone else."

American Shorthair:
"U hold it & I'll do it,"

American Curl:
"I'm busy having my fur done."

American Wirehair:
"I'm with the Curl Girl".

American Bobtail:
"I'll bounce up there & do it."

"I decline=Static electricity!"

"Get a Trapeze and I'll help the Abyssinian!"

"But I might get my paws dirty. Then I wouldn't be sacred!"

"Hey that was my tail! Someone should change that light bulb before I get hurt!"

Brithish Shorthair:
"BSH=Blimey, Chap…It's not my style!"

"While you're at it, would you mind turning off the sun? I'm trying to nap here."

"Vous le vous couche avec moi?"

"What shade of light bulb?"

Cornish Rex:
"I'll just talk it into place."

Devon Rex:
"You talk & I'll do the Magic Trick."

Egyptian Mau:
"I am a GOD! I do not change light bulbs, now worship me in the dark and maybe I'll let you have light!"

"Anything U can do, I can do, better."

Feral cats:
"HISSSSSSS! Spat Growl! Drop the food ad walk away slowly, You can do it yourself when I'm done eating!"

"I'm 2 busy taking a siesta."

"U want ME 2 do WHAT?"

Japanese Bobtail:
"I can jump higher than U can."

"Oh knock it off and just change the damn bulb"

"That's a snap=Watch me jump."

"Oh knock it off and just change the damn bulb"

Maine Coon:
"Leave that light off, I'm napping!"

"Yeah right, do I look like I can change a light bulb? When are these legs of mine going to grow?"

"It's a snap with my strong claws!"

"In the jungle we don't need lights."

"I'll take the 5th on this one."

"Hang on while I chase this parked car…OUCH!"

Ragdoll and Ragamuffin:
"Shut up and pet me!"

"I'm from Aristocracy & WE don't Do that!"

Scottish Fold:
"I didn't 'ear that=What did U say?"

"Why? I can talk in the dark too!"

"Hmmm…I so pretty I will light up the room with my little face"

"I'll tend to it after I eat and take my nap"

"I'm busy chasing my Aby friend."

"After I'm done. I'll oil wax the floor and couch!"

"Hey! Watch me stick my paw in this! It makes my hair stand on end"

Turkish Van:
"Hurry up! I'm scared of the dark" or "Don't fix it! I'm scared of my shadow!"

Turkish Angora:
"I'm 2 elegant 2 consider such things."

But most people think…

Cats don't change light bulbs. They have servants for that!


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