Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans

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We recently received this very funny top ten list. One of our readers asked us to share it with you. We think you will enjoy this.

Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans

1. Blaming your farts on me….. not funny… not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo oooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for “the big snip”, then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven’t you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You’re just jealous.

Do you have a peeve dogs have with humans? Share them with us!

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And you wonderful pet lovers came up with more!

Here are some more you shared:

 

  • What’s up with throwing me off the bed every night? You’re the one that lets me sleep in the bedroom.

     

  • Coming home smelling of other dogs

     

  • Why do you get mad when I beg for food? You’re the one eating in front of me and not sharing!

     

  • Putting me up for “adoption” on Craigslist “free to a good home” when I get old, inconvenient or you have a “new” baby. In other words, putting me at risk for becoming bait in dog fighting or suffering other abuse.

     

  • You never take me anywhere anymore. Sometimes you don’t even come home until I think you totally forgot me.

     

  • When I’m too busy to answer to come, you try to flush me out by saying “Where’s Rover?” when I know and you know darn well where I am.

     

  • Cooking bacon and not giving me a slice or two.

     

  • Hauling me away just when I’ve found something dead and beautifully smelly and I’d love to eat or roll in it. Spoils all the fun!

     

  • WHAT! It was the cat!

 

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Disclaimer

Many of these articles were submitted by PetPlace.com dog lovers and the original source is unknown in terms of origin, author or copyright. It is not our intent to infringe on anyone’s copyright and if it is done, it is done unknowingly and we would be happy to remove the offending content. Just email us. 

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