Questions that Haunt Dogs

Have you ever thought about how dogs think? This is a fun article of things we believe may “haunt” dogs.

Questions that Haunt Dogs…..

Where do those treats come from?
Why isn’t my food bowl always full?
Why do people leave all day?
Why don’t people greet me with a sniff like I do them?
How do you effectively scratch that place just in front of your tail?
Why can’t I walk myself?
Why do they give me a squeaky toy and then take it away?
Why do they vacuum – I’ll just get more hair on stuff!
Which one is the damn pink toy? I don’t see color that well…
Why can I go in my bed but not on “the” bed?
Where do those people that come to the door come from?
How do they get that squeeker in my toy?
Why do they let the cat jump on things that I can’t?
Why does my mama and papa kiss me and not lick me?
Why can’t I eat from the table?
Why do some people feed me from the table then scold me for begging?
Why can’t I eat the squeaker in my toy?
Where do stars come from?
Why don’t I have my own refrigerator to get what I want to eat?
Why do I get left-overs rather the main course?
Why do you get mad when I pee-pee in the bathroom? You Do!
What is the difference between a muddy paw and a clean paw?
Why do they give me a bath just when I think I smell good?
Why don’t they let me lick my bum? It’s not like they wipe it for me!
Why don’t people sniff each other’s butts?
Why do people voluntarily bathe and wash their hair so frequently?
Why do I wear a big collar and my mommy and daddy don’t?
Why do people wear all those rings and jewelry?
Why does my tail wag side to side rather than up and down?
Why is it that you won’t let me sleep on your pillow?
Why don’t I get to eat that steak on the grill?
Why does the cat get to go wherever it wants and I have to stay home?

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