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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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A reader recently sent me this joke and asked me to share it with you. I have no idea of its origination. This is not meant to offend anyone but to make you smile. I hope you enjoy it.

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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  • GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

  • BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

  • DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

  • ROTTWEILER: Make me.

  • LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

  • TIBETAN TERRIER:Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!

  • JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

  • POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

  • GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

  • COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

  • DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

  • BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

  • CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

  • IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....

  • POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

  • GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?

  • YORKSHIRE TERRIER: I'm over qualified, have the boxer do it!

  • AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..

  • OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

  • HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z

  • SCHNAUZER: Bark bark bark. Mom, the lightbulb is out...bark bark bark bark...MOM! I said the lightbulb is out! Bark bark bark bark bark...MOM!!! WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN'T YOU HEAR? I MEAN HELLO????

  • SHIH TZU - Who me change a light bulb? We are royal decedents and we have staff to do that for us.

    And what about CATS?

  • CATS: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?


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